braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(Source: orgasmic-humor)

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

(Source: catsfurever)


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold
teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold
teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

aquiladafirenze:

fqno:

bridie-girl:

This just increased my giraffe obsession.

i almost weeped

themanliness:

Welcome to Geneva | Source | MVMT | Facebook

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(Source: outrights)

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

  • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
snow-and-resin:

This just gets better and better

snow-and-resin:

This just gets better and better

(Source: catleecious)