minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour

aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

(Source: gay-elves-and-hungry-vulcans)

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me
iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

(Source: vaginaforcesunite)

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

girlswholikegirls:

Sometimes I play guitar naked

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